Requests for moderation should be made here instead of in the threads themselves.

P93835
jokes really are jokes

>Dunno but it's automated.
lol dial 8 and seethe tranny

P93969
>1+1=2 but 2-1=1
>gets moved
Comedy.

P93999

thats the reason why u shouldnt use a shithole pilt called lambda

P94001
Alright. Go back. You are not a regular are you?

we need George type ii

P72345
No, they're all mine.

P72551
post contract and ill believe u

Well the documentation said dissipation is caused by improper shutdown of the system. For I do not comprehend. I made sure that the pseudo terminal is completedly unplugged when not in use. If it is battery-operated, I would press the power button. Sometimes it jammed so I hold the power button, like when brewing with my coffee machine.

Well, I have got my hands on "screen". Now I don't need mouse for copy / paste. I'm really chuffed. Orbs will never make me leave this very box and get some fresh pebbles outside...

> Moved to /spam/ by lain at Tue 2024-05-14 19:03:56 because quality's too high to bear



ah, I see.

Sir admin, why did you use comic sans in your Log page?

> Moved to /spam/ by lain at Tue 2024-05-14 19:03:56 because quality's too high to bear



ah, I see.

Sir admin, why did you use comic sans font in your Log page?

P93311
Where's my thumbnail fagmin? If it doesn't generate and load soon you better put it there yourself. Have you any idea how important that was to the success of my thread?

P93314
Done. Next time if thumbnailing doesn't work, you can use P25190 to fix them by doing another upload.

P93343
Thanks, I didn't know about that.

Due to recent spam by CIA with their gayass fucking pedo site, I decided to spam them back!!!
here are some of my doings on their site and stuff:
-KYS message spam (x10 or more)
-stop spamming lambda, you glownigger (x1)
-made a meme about their site being used by pajeets (x1)

ehehe, admin, expect a bit of spamming from the glowies ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

stupid glowniggers, that'll teach em!
(it took me more to edit the photos in gimp and inkscape than it took me to spam em manually, lmfao; MSPaint and TempleOS sprite editor undefeated!)

Here you can suggest improvements to this chan's admin. He didn't ask for this thread but he's gonna get it anyway.

My suggestion is: auto-collapse PGP garbage: any post that includes a PGP message or PGP signature should be automatically collapsed. I'm not asking for censorship of PGP posters, mind you.

So why is PGP garbage? It's more about the spirit of posting PGP textwalls on an imageboard than the crypto itself. PGP textwalls are an eyesore and they're rude: you're basically excluding people from participating to your gossip while at the same time poking their eyes out with pseudorandom-looking encrypted garbage! PGP is just barely above randomly generated floodspam. Hell maybe shitspammer could make a script to generate spam that looks like PGP messages just to prove my point.

The legitimate uses of PGP include giving out login info, or an invite code, etc. This legitimate aspect is the main reason why I'm not suggesting an outright ban. Just collapse it by default. And for the convenience of PGPfags maybe add a "Show all PGP" toggle.

If you don't wanna implement this, no biggie. Because I'm aware it may be more effort than it's worth. Especially if PGP posting stops altogether, on its own, which it might.

due to standard spamming by the glowies with CP links and such, I request the following:
-automatic banning of links with same sha256 as previous banned links via automatic checking
->send the posts directly to /trash/ or /spam/, with similar posts (identical posts), being put under the first instace of it for easier analysis for how often the wanekrs spammed same shite before changing

P92820
TL;DR: install SpamAssassin

My bro, please make the anime board visible in the top box thing. We need more anime discussion.

Also, make the /sexwithchildren/ board visible in the top box thing. We need more child sex discussion.

P92876
better yet, ADMIN, REMOVE /sexwithchildren/ PRETTY PLEASE, OR I'LL BE MAD WITH YOUUUU!!!

>Moved to /free/ by admin at Sun 2024-05-05 04:07:30

admin is a jew and works for Corsight AI

P92787
>two burnt pieces of toast
two burnt twin towers

Good, I hope so. Shalom, soymin.

admin refuses to let go

Stop deleting my posts of this image. I'm posting it in threads where it contributes to the discussion. It is a LEGAL image that went viral 10+ years ago and remains abundant on the web.

I'm going to try bringing on some human moderators. If you're interested in helping me clean up the spam here, post your PGP public key and your desired username in this thread, and I'll get back to you with a password when things are ready.

Initially moderation not by me is going to be restricted to cleaning up spam (advertising or flooding) and child pornography. More mod tools may be added later as necessary. Mods other than me will only be able to act on posts made within the last 24 hours. If you find older posts that need cleaning up, or issues that don't fit into the categories of spam or CP, let me know in the reports thread: P3710

oh bother
denpa's a moderator now?!?!
>I also apply for a jannie position.
>Name: denpa
maybe faker?
maybe not?
i don't know

P82155
dakota is the real denpa on mod
denpa is some faker most probably but maybe denpa alt

P82168
Maybe the real denpa is the friends we made along the way.

P81945
Requesting mod name [bold: Douche]

My key:

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>Douche

ace!

https://4.0-chan.ru/xomy/1885202?last=100#p1888712
run by u.s. feds and discord trannies

post bugs here

P70312

xD

./database.lua:74: database is locked
stack traceback:
[C]: in function 'error'
./database.lua:18: in function 'check'
./database.lua:74: in function 'exec'
./database.lua:82: in function 'transaction'
/srv/board/Source/post.lua:358: in function 'f'
./common.lua:17: in function <./common.lua:17>
[C]: in function 'xpcall'
./common.lua:16: in function 'handle_errors'
/srv/board/Source/post.lua:618: in main chunk
[C]: at 0x55af542b22a0

Excellent technique spoonsorting P79647, would hire again.
Fix soyware though: the arrows weren't fixed properly, the first link used to point to a post in the same thread but kept the ↑, the other links used to point to a post in another thread but kept the ←.
Other spoonsorted posts seem to be ok, it probably has to do with soy c.MAX_DYNAMIC_LINKS.

./database.lua:97: ./database.lua:41: database is locked
stack traceback:
[C]: in function 'error'
./database.lua:41: in function 'delete_captcha'
./captcha.lua:111: in function <./captcha.lua:108>
[C]: in function 'xpcall'
./database.lua:84: in function 'transaction'
./captcha.lua:108: in function 'verify'
/srv/board/Source/post.lua:200: in function 'posting_allowed'
/srv/board/Source/post.lua:314: in function 'f'
./common.lua:17: in function <./common.lua:17>
[C]: in function 'xpcall'
./common.lua:16: in function 'handle_errors'
/srv/board/Source/post.lua:618: in main chunk
[C]: at 0x555a693522a0
stack traceback:
[C]: in function 'error'
./database.lua:97: in function 'transaction'
./captcha.lua:108: in function 'verify'
/srv/board/Source/post.lua:200: in function 'posting_allowed'
/srv/board/Source/post.lua:314: in function 'f'
./common.lua:17: in function <./common.lua:17>
[C]: in function 'xpcall'
./common.lua:16: in function 'handle_errors'
/srv/board/Source/post.lua:618: in main chunk
[C]: at 0x555a693522a0

turns out shitty software is the ultimate way to fight off spammers
they can spam if the database breaks downs and the site stops working
this was when i tried to post on P27169 btw

P81959
TFW lua is not a program lang but ackually a bug u eat from your 2030 bug rations

real rape of boys and girls 4-14 years.

hundreds of free files listed.

files taken from fagmin's collection.

site.

http://lambdaplusjs35padjaiz4jw2fugdoeutse262phqr72uf634s2wdbqd.onion/All2/recent

lol

SPAM OR I'll SORT YOU

why does hiiragi tsukasa have a dicc?

based shitpost tbh

hey admine, why is your site so slow?

i'm waiting forever between page loads with an occasional "cannot be accessed" notification now and then
do you host from a cardboard box or is this site under the constant attack by all glowers known to mankind?
asking because this isnt how hidden services regularly behave for me
please do tell something
thanks

P81469
kek

btw the speed is fine now, it just happens kinda regularly here
if i learn that any of you guys dos'es this site i will come to your place and molest your dog's kids
fucking niggers

P81470
whoops and who cares the sites gay

His second gay site probably taking up his bandwidth fambam

It's probably the circuit. Sometimes I2p is fine, then it's unusable. Sometimes Tor is fast then sometimes I have to go back to I2p.

P81709
thanks

the funny thing is I never spam. How did my avatars been added to "spammer avatar", or in simpler term fagmin's blacklist? I just prefer creating a new thread instead of creating replies. You know well, lambda shitware makes it harder to keep track of your old replies. I find it easier to click on catalog and read my old threads there..
I have fun posting on lambda alone. I didn't do it for cucked responses from his orbs either.

Fagmin thought I did this to attract attention somehow lol..


well, once you have been listed in 'spammer avatars'. No matter how well you reply to threads, your replies will get moved to /spam/, Cucked.

Where are you heading to?

P81634

4tel, my dear

-----BEGIN PGP PUBLIC KEY-----

hamburger

-----END PGP PUBLIC KEY-----

rip i dont know how to get gpg

4tel is as dead as lambda II
Maybe wait for the next patchchan. Patchchans have lots of activities but it is only one month of "fun".

>creating a new thread instead of creating replies
That's likely the kicker. And there's no other place usable with darknet. Patch will delete your stuff on a whim once he's in a bad mood (after day #2 or 3 on out).

Fagmin, hypothetically speaking, how much XMR would be enough to compel you to post your dick here for us?

bussy and pp pics now

bump

PP on fire in here

some of the mod actions lead me to believe admin is isp
that would be scary for nanons!

P80960
*headpats*
hmm thats a good question first i saw him on https://teenbro.club/
isp never uses the name isp thats just what everyone else calls him
acts like imkoomfy and killed off many chill communities its really sad
jd knows more of the backstory [spoiler: im sure you rather speak with him then me] but honestly words like "shitheap" really give some spotlight for incomprehensible schizo pagmin
i came from some nanochan spinoff when you advertised it /gaycirclejerk/ forgot the real name is my board along with this post P9
enjoy stay comfy

P80961
>imkoomfy
As in the 8/pol/ mod? I never used that board much, although I once happened upon a thread where the OP claimed Trump's support of Israel was actually a 4D chess move against Israel, and imkampfy mass banning people for making fun of that. Apologies for the "shitheap".

P80962
yea imkoomfy is pretty deranged
sorry for calling you isp too you arent
most i ever interacted with isp as imkoomfy was on /pol/meta
he moved to 4chon as drawfy i think it was after 8chan fell

P80963
well rephrasing
theres no solid proof of imkampfy=isp thats just a pet theory
"kip" when he was losing it started posting in this more incomprehensible way that takes after smileyberg from 4chon
its unlikely these "people" have ever left unless they died

P81164

demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota

P80400
free speech ngl

Free speech does not exist. It never has.

The entire thing is a psyop to confuse gullible people with no sense of purpose.

Welcome!

P29681
sass pic
tl;dr What did admin P29667 say?

P29682
He's proud of his spoon collection.

Is this a new way to ban undesirable users from posting?

>Fresh boot
>Only one tab / program open
>plenty of temp memory

My machine froze. After a few minutes, black screen but cursor still works. Have to reset via the File context menu.

NGL the sheer amount of hidden quotes on P1 explains too much!

i hate isp so fucking much and wish the isp problem would be dealt with
yes i am seething [bold: ADMINISTRATOR]

come on admin please fix the isp problem

P79846
[bold: Screencap this post]
> Dead Site

Nothing was gained
Nothing was lost
>moved /imageboard to the trash where it belongs

RIP 2024
- negtive balance of shekel tokens spent on VPS
- wasted crypto pedo coins on VPS payment
+ people went back to touching grass
+ people left fake site

P80131

>+ people left fake site

true nanotrannys dont exist and nanochanray lost with all these nanotranny shitholes

its just fagmins (hikari) beyond insane schizo episodes

touching grass makes me feel so much more sane and productive

bumping
admin make the isp go away