welp anons i did the plan. took all my pills in a park. just got discharged from the hospital, i passed out before i managed to take all the pills. yippee. at least they said im good to go home so i dont need the psych ward

So did You go home, retard?

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Wait until you burn out your liver and/or kidneys eating random pills. Then you'll really have something to be depressed about.

P92752
yeah this dis bitch is retarded they dont even have a borerline micro penis with micro vascular heart issues yk

P92775
>borerline
you and the bitch are retarded so you guys should like get married

>micro vascular heart issues
Try taking nattokinase and magnesium glycinate

>nattokinase
Is that a real thing? I heard it was good to get rid of spike proteins from the covid "vaccine".

P92714

was at the ICU for 2 days and back home now

i love being retarded!

P92828
She's absolutely disgusting and repulsive. What a waste of society of a human being

P92828
another failed sui attempt or was it something else?

P92954
Lol that's nothing, here on ljs there is a literal worthless smear of dogshit posting schizophrenic walls of retarded gibberish regularly.

one of the funnier moments on ljs recently, the irony being he is both

this is another funny one, OP explains, then in the next post the faggot douchebag loser is obliviously babbling out the usual template bullshit

what activate the cow now

whats wrong cuckari?
are the voices reminding you that youre a cuck again?
just take your pills, it makes the voices go away
yea, they make your tiny dick helplessly limp too, but you were never gonna use that for anything anyway so its ok

P93094
There's only one who's been prescribed pills and it's you. And forced to take them too.

regular reminder that you're always more fucked than you think you are.

oh and you yourself are a cuck

P93079
P93081
P93083
jb hasn't even posted that much lately and hikari is still talking about him out of nowhere lol
get off his dick already lol

P93094
>they make your tiny dick helplessly limp too
No dick shaming anon

BTW how can I get over my 4 incher psychologically and metaphysically not metaphorically

triple cuck seething aside, hows the weight loss program going on?
are you at 39kg yet?
did it make you happy or was i right all along as usual?

P92954

:3

P92961

failed sui attempt! i only managed to take half the pills i had before some teenagers started coming my way and id rather call the ambulance than have kids see me. so i called the ambulance but i dont remember much since i started seizing and passed out in it. was out for a day, then woke up.

P93181
47.2kg today. so probably 46kg tomorrow! im back at bmi 18. 0.7kg more and im underweight again :> but i still look very chubby. there is a long way to go.


also, after i od'ed i was off my meds for a while, then when i got the prescribed my pharmacy didnt give them to me, so i was off my meds for a total of one week. i thought my sex drive was dead from being depressed which is still a bit weird because mentally i am still hypersexual. but wouldnt you know, i was SUUUPER horny that week! it was the meds after all!

>id rather call the ambulance than have kids see me
What's wrong with kids??? They'd just laugh at your goofy ass having a seizure
>47.2kg today
That's it? Half a kilogram a week? Are you even starving?
>was off my meds for a total of one week
What happened to the half of the meds that you didn't take?
>mentally i am still hypersexual
No, thinking about sex 24/7 isn't hypersexual, that's typical 19yo behavior
>it was the meds after all!
You abstained for only one week and that was enough for your libido to get back to normal Sounds like a fucking fairytale

P93184

>What happened to the half of the meds that you didn't take?
hospital threw away ig

>No, thinking about sex 24/7 isn't hypersexual, that's typical 19yo behavior
dw im not just thinking about sex. i have violent sexual thoughts about myself, my family, my friends, my doctors, everyone i see, everyone that looks at me, some of you, etc. i dont want to have them, its disturbing and i hate it. but before meds i also had a huge libido to go with it.

P93188
>i have violent sexual thoughts
can you describe a few of them?

>i have violent sexual thoughts
So what, mine also aren't about cuddling under a blanket
>about my family
Based
>everyone i see, everyone that looks at me
Nothing extraordinary, typical teen brainwave patterns
>some of you
Now that's real fucking creepy, i feel violated and objectified

P93196

you have no idea how often i have flicked the bean to my own friends that i have no feelings for and even to some people on the old nanoch and whatnot. its really tiring because back then when i had a libido i would genuinely feel so uncomfortable unless i fapped 3-5 times a day and whenever i did it my mind would constantly wander to things and people i dont wanna think about

>i called the ambulance
do you really honestly blame them for thinking youre nothing but a broken attention whore?
where were you btw? getting busted by kids is the most retarded thing when killing yourself
>47.2kg today
ok but are you happy?
>i still look very chubby
gee i wonder why
its almost like making your body look good takes more effort than just wasting away
>i thought my sex drive was dead from being depressed
>i was SUUUPER horny that week! it was the meds after all!
why the fuck would you even assume otherwise
being depressed is what makes ppl beat the fuck out of their dicks like they owe them money

>That's it? Half a kilogram a week? Are you even starving?
she lives in power saving mode
.5kg a week sounds about right

>i have violent sexual thoughts
based
>everyone i see, everyone that looks at me
and redpilled
>some of you
i always knew you were shlicking to my bulli posts
hikari is such a cuck lmao
but yea you and everybody else in this site
you have no idea the sort of things the depraved lurkers itt would do to me if they had the chance

>i have flicked the bean to my own friends that i have no feelings for
like he said, typical 19yo behavior
btw how do you do it?
have you developed any secret gooning techniques to be able to get off?
i look like the sort of cumbrain that fingers herself while laying on her stomach
>its really tiring because back then when i had a libido i would genuinely feel so uncomfortable unless i fapped 3-5 times a day and whenever i did it my mind would constantly wander to things and people i dont wanna think about
literally me fr!

P93211
> being depressed is what makes ppl beat the fuck out of their dicks like they owe them money
don't scare me nanon it's the last symptom before diagnosing myself a depression

>you have no idea how often i have flicked the bean to my own friends that i have no feelings for
I am yet to brazen my rod for someone who i have any genuine romantic feelings for
>fapped 3-5 times a day
omg you're were fapping 5 times a day during your puberty holy shit wow did you know that literally everyone else did the exact same thing
What you're describing is not nymphomania or OCD it's completely normal degenerate self-indulgence, you'll get over it after you hit your menopause
>being depressed is what makes ppl beat the fuck out of their dicks like they owe them money
I think depression and erectile dysfunction are directly correlated, but yeah i think largely due to meds
>i look like the sort of cumbrain that fingers herself while laying on her stomach
<mf said "i"
That pose is hot af but i think it's too uncomfortable for hour-long goon sheshs

>it's the last symptom before diagnosing myself a depression
Plz nigga don't diagnose your own ass with anything. You'll end up as a braindead attention whore akin to the OP
Consult medical professionals instead
As an experienced shitposter i can already diagnose you with severe late stage oligophrenia

>she lives in power saving mode
>.5kg a week sounds about right
What's power saving mode? Why would she need power?
After quitting weed i lost like 10 kilograms in a month, half a kilogram is something ppl can drop after 5 minutes in the restroom.

P93211

>where were you btw?
2am on the swing of a children's playground

>ok but are you happy?
not yet. need 45kg first. then 40kg. then 35kg. then 30kg. etc until i die

>have you developed any secret gooning techniques to be able to get off?
idk just the normal way? im not very into fingering, i never do it. i have really short fingers and i have no idea what to do once your fingers get in there. i actually started masturbating at like 5 or 6 by rubbing myself on chairs (i didnt know what it was, i just did it cause it felt good) and i first saw porn at 7 so thats where it all started. people say i was probably sexually assaulted as a kid and i dont remember it hence why im so sexual but i dont think thats true. there was one instance of cocsa but at that point i was already very sexual even though i was like 8. and i dont have any trauma from it so its whatever.


P93215

>omg you're were fapping 5 times a day during your puberty holy shit wow did you know that literally everyone else did the exact same thing
its normal for men. i had deep talks with my girl friends and one of them didnt even know that she had a clit at 15. the most i saw was one admitting to fingering herself once at 12 but out of a group of like 5 girls i was the only one that consistently masturbated. and we were like, reaaally open with this stuff so i doubt anyone was lying.

>That pose is hot af but i think it's too uncomfortable for hour-long goon sheshs
hour? hour long? five minutes take it or leave it.

><mf said "i"
WAHT
>i look like the sort
wait nonononono
i meant you
YOU!!!
FUCKING FREUDIAN SLIP
FUCK FUCK UFCKUFCKUFKCUFFCFKFUCKFUCKFUCK
this is what i get for not sleeping

>2am on the swing of a children's playground
Could've just faced their general direction to do a 180 and skeedoodle in the dark. No one is gonna chase you, they are not out to get you.
And where you're going to die doesn't matter either so stop looking for excuses
It's like you don't actually want to die
>i have no idea what to do once your fingers get in
I think you're supposed to get them out and then put them back in again and you have to repeat those two movements at a pretty rapid pace for a considerably large amount of time but i am not sure maybe there's something more to it
>i first saw porn at 7
IIRC that's when you got wired to the www
Giving unsupervised internet access to literal children is straight up neglect abuse and psychological warfare
>was probably sexually assaulted as a kid and i dont remember it
>i dont think thats true
Why? Why don't you? It certainly is a possibility, i'd take it into account considering what little i've heard about family tree
>there was one instance of cocsa
If it's that lesbian one then it doesn't count
>i dont have any trauma from it so its whatever.
You're not supposed to

>its normal for men
Sure is
>had deep talks with my girl friends
Deep talks sounds like you were debating something meaningful and not how often you jerk off
>one of them didnt even know that she had a clit at 15
wtf even my post soviet dumpster had sex-ed booklets
>out of a group of like 5 girls i was the only one that consistently masturbated
Yeah and all my friends said that they had 26cm long cocks and were abstaining from masturbation for their qt trad wife
>we were like, reaaally open with this stuff
You still aren't open about your sexual fantasies and preferable masturbation positions even when posting on an anonymous tor ib so i seriously doubt that
>i doubt anyone was lying
Bitch don't forget that you're 103% autistic because some labcoat wearing faggot said that you might posses some slightly autistic traits, and because of that you can't reliably opt out lies due to your stunted social development and infantile verbal comprehension, logical thinking also seems to be virtually non-existent so don't ever think that you know whether someone is lying or not.
>five minutes take it or leave it
No one's taking anything, you're diddling your pea completely by yourself
How do you two denpas even cum in 5 minutes, even while sober i need like 10 minimum and i heard that it takes even longer for women
Although i can't really get it up while sober anymore but there's no point in doing that anyway

>FUCKING FREUDIAN SLIP
Don't worry Jennifer, we understand

>I am yet to brazen my rod for someone who i have any genuine romantic feelings for
i was gonna say you have never had romantic feelings so ofc
but i remembered i never sexualized any of my unironic waifus either
>I think depression and erectile dysfunction are directly correlated
yea duh
its known that jacking off too much does that to a mf
and what did i just say depressed mfs do?
>i think largely due to meds
that too

>What's power saving mode? Why would she need power?
is this one of those times youre just pretending to be stupid?
>half a kilogram is something ppl can drop after 5 minutes in the restroom
can confirm

>2am on the swing of a children's playground
your dream location and somehow you still fucked it all up
where tf did those ppl even come from
who the hell goes to a playground at 2 in the night?
only mentally devastated brainfucks ig
hey, wouldnt it be funny if those kids went there to die too and you both made it awkward and stopped each other's attempts?
>not yet. need 45kg first. then 40kg. then 35kg. then 30kg. etc until i die
the eternal dopamine escalation cycle
or ig in this case, deescalation
kinda crazy the extent to which ppl can learn to enjoy suffering
are you a masochist by any chance?
>idk just the normal way?
wtf is the normal way?
explain
post pictures and videos
>im not very into fingering, i never do it.
yea i bet you dont
i bet your naughty little bean is so fried you need to hump on something while rubbing it
and then you ignore your little hole when it gets creamy and runny
>i have no idea what to do once your fingers get in there
figure it out, dipshit
it took me a few tries to make fingering feel kinda good
but tbh its overrated
>people say i was probably sexually assaulted as a kid and i dont remember it hence why im so sexual
yea yea every sexual deviation is written off as CSA
theyre right in my case tho
but i also dont have trauma
idk why they act like it has to be deeply traumatizing
its not like every sexual encounter is brutal rape
fucking prudes smh
>its normal for men.
we already know youre a man
>didnt even know that she had a clit at 15
this is what happens when you kill/lock up all pedos
who else is gonna give little girls indepth classes about their own anatomy?
>hour? hour long? five minutes take it or leave it.
fucking amateur
pathetic
5 minutes? are you serious?
nobody likes useless quickshots like you
do you even manage to get hard before your prejac kicks in?

P93201
>even to some people on the old nanoch and whatnot
please list all nanons you flicked the bean to, this is a demand

>2am on the swing of a children's playground
pedo really is pedo

P93232
>Yeah and all my friends said that they had 26cm long cocks and were abstaining from masturbation for their qt trad wife
Mine is 4 inches hard and idk but dont want to be desperate lolz atleast i'm not a virgin like the other incels here

what a fucking thread

>i was gonna say you have never had romantic feelings
Yeah, that's probably it
>never sexualized any of my unironic waifus either
tbf fang is pretty ugly (on the outside)
>is this one of those times youre just pretending to be stupid?
No honestly what the fuck is power saving mode, isn't that a mobile phone thingie, like the airplane mode.
Does that mean that she's not expending her calories by exercising or using her brain? Well when i was withdrawing i also did neither of those. You can loose half a kilogram by simply shitting or eating 6 ice pops instead of 8
Why is he going so fucking slowly, it's not like he cares about consequences
>where tf did those ppl even come from
>who the hell goes to a playground at 2 in the night?
There's "over" in a "sleepover"
When you're on your 74th hour of nosleep getting out of your crib and breathing in some fresh air truly rejuvenates your will to live. Used to go out like that all the time when i was younger, it's so nostalgic, so many memories of those good ol' days of being chased around by rabid stray dogs
>only mentally devastated brainfucks ig
STFU you're just jelly and will never understand how fun it is to fuck with ppl peacefully sleeping in the subrubs.
>hey, wouldnt it be funny if those kids went there to die too and you both made it awkward and stopped each other's attempts?
ngl fighting each other to death would be the most based way to kill yourself
>are you a masochist by any chance?
That's already settled
She's cutting herself for attention
>it took me a few tries to make fingering feel kinda good
I hope this is an another typo
Yk sticking fingers up your ass is kinda gay
>nobody likes useless quickshots like you
Objective truth
OP needs to drop meds and learn the sacred ways of edging

Yeah btw there's a mold infestation on my bathroom ceiling and i scraped and gassed most of the fuckers but there's still a patch near my drainage pipe that just won't fucking die so annoying

P93232

>It's like you don't actually want to die
i do im just a pussy and i like attention ig

>maybe there's something more to it
apparently putting your fingers in certain positions does something but i dont know what to do. i once even put on a squirting tutorial on pornhub to try it out but it just felt like touching mac n cheese.

>IIRC that's when you got wired to the www
yup.

>i'd take it into account considering what little i've heard about family tree
its likely but id rather not have additional shit to worry about so ill pretend its all okay

>If it's that lesbian one then it doesn't count
no its my cousin having a crush on me and dry humping me

>Yeah and all my friends said that they had 26cm long cocks and were abstaining from masturbation for their qt trad wife
but youre men. girls tell each other each and every detail of their sex lives

>logical thinking also seems to be virtually non-existent so don't ever think that you know whether someone is lying or not.
too many big words for me so im going to pretend you didnt say anything

>How do you two denpas even cum in 5 minutes, even while sober i need like 10 minimum and i heard that it takes even longer for women
it takes long for me because im trying to get into it and not start thinking about eating fruit or something. i can spend a good hour trying to get into it but once the actual masturbation starts then its 5-10 minutes


P93234

>who the hell goes to a playground at 2 in the night?
drunk teenagers i guess

>are you a masochist by any chance?
not really i just wanna be treated well. i am into masochist media but when i think about myself in the situations i realize id probably start crying if my partner were a bit mean to me

>do you even manage to get hard before your prejac kicks in?
my clit gets hard very easily when im off meds


P93247

only remember mikotofag

>only remember mikotofag
Damn, the fucker gets mommy girlfriends AND have people fap to him

P93329
>girlfriends
girl(male)friends

I can barely read this thread. I assume it's mostly bot gibberish.

You OD'd in a park?

Is it a rational reason, or are you just in a mood?

Don't you want to see how this place ends?

P92627
You sound pretty fucked up anon, try to figure your life. I mean going full on an hero is a reasonable option, but you seem to be kinda struggling and unsure which direction you want to go.

I guess consider getting some friends (ofc easier said than done), eating more, getting more physical exercise, meds, drugs, therapy, masturbating less, more drugs, explosion in a suicide vest for a reason you care about, self-immolation with a political manifesto, calling a suicide hotline (in this order).

P93373
How do I get older mommy FWB with my 4 incher?

>Giving unsupervised internet access to literal children is straight up neglect abuse and psychological warfare
nah we should make more kids start watching beheading videos before the age of 8
>cocsa
had to look this one up
>child on child sexual abuse
ok now those retards are just making shit up
wtf does 'abuse' even mean in there?
its just a buzzword at this point
>Deep talks sounds like you were debating something meaningful and not how often you jerk off
you forget how women think sex is somesort of divine activity between lifelong lovers
at least the trad ones
girls these days are getting based and realizing they can just bounce from dick to dick and its no big deal

>tbf fang is pretty ugly (on the outside)
wrong.
>what the fuck is power saving mode
power saving mode is the mode you activate to save power
work more slowly, shutdown non important processes (like thinking), that sort of thing
>Does that mean that she's not expending her calories by exercising or using her brain?
yes
>being chased around by rabid stray dogs
im too autistic to be chased by dogs
i stand my ground and bark back and their resolve falters before mine

>apparently putting your fingers in certain positions does something but i dont know what to do
like i said, figure it out
>no its my cousin having a crush on me and dry humping me
sounds hot
>girls tell each other each and every detail of their sex lives
yea and everybody knows women dont lie, right?
>i can spend a good hour trying to get into it but once the actual masturbation starts then its 5-10 minutes
im p sure thats just called edging
>only remember mikotofag
wow i cant believe you never fapped to me smh
im literally the most sought-after egirl in this part of the internet
although tbh ig you dont gangstalk me outside of this thread, so it makes sense
do you want me to write erotic nanofic about how id rape you?

>the fucker gets mommy girlfriends AND have people fap to him
yea unfortunately mikotofag was the alpha of nanochan

>I can barely read this thread.
fried attention span?
>I assume it's mostly bot gibberish.
p much yea
>Is it a rational reason, or are you just in a mood?
that was posted by a woman
what do you think?

>try to figure your life
bitch is lazy as fuck
she wants someone to swoop in and rescue her from her shitty life and magically fix her
>I guess consider getting some friends
based niggers not reading the thread before posting
she already had a friend group, but she ruined it by being a slut
>eating more
shes foodphobic
>getting more physical exercise
women hate putting in effort on anything
>meds, drugs
she already takes lethal amount of those
too bad for her that she already developed tolerance
>masturbating less
her drugs already kill her libido
>explosion in a suicide vest
shes too dumb to make one for herself
>for a reason you care about
youre talking to a nihilist zoomer
>self-immolation with a political manifesto
insanely painful
and cringe too
also the bitch likes cutting, but thats just for attention
shes a pussy when it comes to real pain
>calling a suicide hotline
she already does that all the time when she wants attention

P93297
I've killed all the mold

P93327
Stop recycling images i've seen that shit like three times already
>apparently putting your fingers in certain positions does something
Is it like those naruto sharigans or whatever
try shoving a toothbrush up there
>i once even put on a squirting tutorial on pornhub
<hoes can't even cum without step by step wikihow articles
I think you can squirt without jerking off for at least 30 minutes or so. My cum load gets bigger the longer i fap, my balls need some time to build up sperm i think you aliens should have a similar mechanism ticking behind the scenes
>it just felt like touching mac n cheese.
I have no idea whats mac n cheese.
Stop thinking about food all the time that's why you're only losing half a kilogram in a week
>id rather not have additional shit to worry about so ill pretend its all okay
Finally, something based
>my cousin having a crush on me and dry humping me
How old was he?
Wait like an actual crush and shit? Was he not just horny but also romantic and shit?
You said you moved out to netherlands where is your cousin from? Alabama?
Also, how do you wet hump someone?
>but youre men
Sexist stereotypes again smh
>girls tell each other each and every detail of their sex lives
Like... fr? No cap?
You told them how you got cucked by a big fat ugly bastard, how you got STDs, how you jerk off over 90 times in a single month and how you think about them or your step dad while you do so?
Do you whores have no sense of shame?
>too many big words for me
Well i have something even bigger between my legs
I'll try to dumb it down for you
You're stupid, and autistic, you can't tell whether someone is lying or not, because of that, do not trust people, ever.
>trying to get into it and not start thinking about eating fruit or something
ffs all you ever think about is eating food
>i can spend a good hour trying to get into it but once the actual masturbation starts then its 5-10 minutes
Very interesting information but why are you dumping it all on my poor innocent ass? How long you get into doesn't really matter
>when i think about myself in the situations i realize id probably start crying
Do you enjoy crying?

>mommy FWB
No such thing
>we should make more kids start watching beheading videos before the age of 8
4 year old killers trained by youtube
>had to look this one up
Me too
thought it's something about cocaine
>wtf does 'abuse' even mean in there?
Anything remotely sexual affecting a child?
Literal abuse, neglect, psychological warfare and antisemitism
>wrong
Her snot is too long and hair is pretty floppy ngl
Vagina bones are hot af tho
>im too autistic to be chased by dogs
Being autistic makes dogs even more hostile
>i stand my ground and bark back and their resolve falters before mine
What dogs are we talking about? Chihuahuas?
I suppose you never had to deal with shitbulls
Can't bark your way outta that one
<i can spend a good hour trying to get into it but once the actual masturbation starts then its 5-10 minutes
>im p sure thats just called edging
No she said that actual masturbation lasts 5-10 minutes and the rest is just getting in the mood. So she touches her defunct clitor for like 5 minutes.
To properly edge she'd have to touch it for 5 minutes, stop, touch it for 5 more minutes, stop again, rinse and repeat.
I miss cumming that easily
>wow i cant believe you never fapped to me smh
Not a lot to fap to tbh
>do you want me to write erotic nanofic about how id rape you?
You shouldn't ask permission
>yea unfortunately mikotofag was the alpha of nanochan
Who's that railfag? What did he do?

<unironically replying to a cookie-cutter hit the gym bro post
Just call him a retard or something

P93296
>I hope this is an another typo
lol wtf that's the faggot's niche area of knowledge.
doesn't everybody know that?
does it need printouts of threads mailed out or put up as posters in the street?

>I think you can squirt without jerking off for at least 30 minutes
sry minor spelling mistake
i wanted to type CANT

P93426
>based niggers not reading the thread before posting
Yeah i was away for a bit and too many words now. I've only read the smut.

>insanely painful and cringe too
Yeah i mean that's why it's ranked my second to last worst suggestion. Pain is justified for failing to do every fucking thing before that on a list, though.

>she already does that all the time when she wants attention
That was actually a joke, I mean if she can survive a suicide vest and self-immolation she should consider joining fucking Navy SEAL or something. Also calling suicide hotline at all is giga cringe.

>I've killed all the mold
Good. Ventilate your bathroom next time
>Who's that railfag? What did he do?
got laid in highschool, fled from home, got human trafficked or smth

hey roro, do you have pics of yourself from before this starvation spree?
i wanna see a comparison with how you look now

>the sort of cumbrain that fingers herself while laying on her stomach
who doesn't aspire to having their words publicly used as bait

P93625
>the sort of cumbrain that fingers herself while laying on her stomach
doggystyle really is doggystyle

P93484
Fixed.

P93645
Stop with the mysogyny. Female failures really do exist

i hate u so fuckin much if ur mad about women in games or tech
games were dead before 2000, it was just a bunch of whiny faggots
they whined on forums and ruined every game with sjw mechanics like not being allowed to change ur gun too soon after shooting, not being able to detonate c4 while in the air, jump fatigue, spawn protection, client side hit detection, allowing clients to teleport after losing connection. all these games are also bugged to fuck but these fat irrelevant manchild faggots who think they are conservative strongmen see no problem with that

P93645
This.

P93733
Games died along with everything else once Woke got underway. Did you know they went back and added more Blacks and women to Dead Space remake? The Ishimuru is suddenly plastered with posters of Black women.
Now we just get shitty reboots and remakes. Remakes of remakes, even.

P93738
>poster 1: if you believe X youre dumb and gay
>boomer: i believe X (does not even try to refute poster 1)
NOBODY CARES BOOMER
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SENILE FAGGOT

>video games died with wokeness
all you faggots dont even play competitive video games (which is not even an achievement). you blonde balding fat faggots play some shit for babies like a game where you repetitively click shit to level up which serves no fucking purpose like diablo or wow but you get dopamine hits from seeing the new level animation and sounds as well as an integer incrementing (which tickles your autism). fucking gaylord dweeb faggots should be genocided, you are not a """real man""", you are not any better than some LGBTQT3.4++ snowflake.

P93426
>yea and everybody knows women dont lie, right?
smiacuck getrekt
fuck off

P93356

>Is it a rational reason, or are you just in a mood?
im not sure. sometimes i just have these sudden impulses.

>Don't you want to see how this place ends?
cant afford it


P93426

i guess i tried going to slut way when i slept with my ex the day i met him and decided to lose my virginity but he got stuck with me because apparently i cant sleep with someone without catching feelings.

>like i said, figure it out
finger tired :(

>yea and everybody knows women dont lie, right?
i dont know bro i just trust my friends....

>shes a pussy when it comes to real pain
erm actually! i was like 1mm away from cutting my muscle last time i cut. now i got an infection and it made me retain a lot of water so i gained weight. kill me!


P93436

i can cum easily by just touching the bean i was just interested in other things but im too lazy to actually try them and my libido is barely there. ive used a brush before, its cool. but it seems that if i go a couple weeks without penetration then im back to step 1 and i can even put a tampon in (i dont use tampons but u get the idea) so im just gonna stick to the bean, my best friend.

>How old was he?
im not sure. i think i was 9 and him 11? or both younger.

>Was he not just horny but also romantic and shit?
i slept over and had to sleep on his bed and when he thought i was asleep he cuddled me and confessed. we're both from portugal.

>You told them how you got cucked by a big fat ugly bastard, how you got STDs, how you jerk off over 90 times in a single month and how you think about them or your step dad while you do so?
basically yeah. maybe i just share too much?

>Do you enjoy crying?
im not sure


P93579

i only have some screenshots from when i was obese, then some photos from when i was at my lowest weight of 40kg. ill add a lower weight pic. think i was like 42-43kg. im 48kg now.

nice shirt

P93761
schizocuck hikari be like "i-i-i'm not a cuck, y-y-you're the cuck" now lol
it works as well as his useless clone does lol

P93770
the facts speak for themselves uwu

What even triggers the schizo lately?
I've been sitting on these images for a while and never had a chance to post them.

P93771
nanons+hikari=dead clone but nanons-hikari=lambda lol

P93762
>i can cum easily by just touching the bean i was just interested in other things but im too lazy to actually try them and my libido is barely there. ive used a brush before, its cool. but it seems that if i go a couple weeks without penetration then im back to step 1 and i can even put a tampon in (i dont use tampons but u get the idea) so im just gonna stick to the bean, my best friend.

how can i find someone like that for my 4 incher?
getting depressed about borking convos and deep limiting beliefs :(

>>P93733
>>P93738
it's actually better now because you only need to know about video games to talk to girls. before, you had to know football, stocks, cars, and cuisine.

>video games, football, stocks, cars
do any girl gives a fuck about those? I guess stocks and cars can be a sign of wealth, but the rest is just annoying to anyone even slightly out of the loop.

running has been paying off
i already lost 1kg
and i still get to gorge myself with tasty food whenever i feel like it
eating a massive burger now

P93436
^they hate to see a cute girl walk her dog
who the fuck is "they"?
the homosexuals?
i love when a cute girl walks her dog bc i can kneel down to pet the dog and get a good look on her [spoiler: feet] from below
>My cum load gets bigger the longer i fap, my balls need some time to build up sperm
i dont think the balls start making sperm only when the penis is being stimulated, p sure its one of those made-up things they add to hentai to make it sound funnier
like cervix penetration
but yea i wonder why is it that edging increases the pressure of the cum
is the dick an actual pump?
>I have no idea whats mac n cheese.
archnemesis of mac n donalds
>where is your cousin from? Alabama?
counsincest isnt real incest tho
>Also, how do you wet hump someone?
by sticking it inside
>Like... fr? No cap?
are you seriously asking?
she is a turbo autismo, no way in hell id take her word for how normal socialization works
>Well i have something even bigger between my legs
winter has barely ended, vladmir
we all know your dick is still hiding inside your body for the next few weeks
>ffs all you ever think about is eating food
huh, ig females really are just genderbent males
it even checks out with how dates work
men go on dates just for the sex
women go on dates just for the food
thats how our brains are wired
>Very interesting information but why are you dumping it all on my poor innocent ass?
why are you always pretending not to understand how this works?
>Literal abuse, neglect, psychological warfare and antisemitism
yea letting 2 dumb kids mindlessly rubbing on each other like monkeys bc it feels good has to be one of the worst crimes against humanity
>What dogs are we talking about? Chihuahuas?
>I suppose you never had to deal with shitbulls
>Can't bark your way outta that one
thank fuck all strays dogs here are smol
ig ppl dont put up with rabid dogs that actually pose a threat, they get killed instantly
>the rest is just getting in the mood
what does it mean?
i dont understand
if she isnt in the mood, why is she trying to masturbate?
what does it actually mean?
>touch it for 5 minutes, stop, touch it for 5 more minutes, stop again, rinse and repeat
<he has to constantly stop bc he cant control the speed and pressure just right enough to stay permanently on edge the whole time
lmao amateur
>Not a lot to fap to tbh
that has never stopped perverts before
and i have the creepy fanmail to prove
>Who's that railfag? What did he do?
p sure he is the only guy on nano to have ever had actual physical sex as the top
>Just call him a retard or something
yea good point
i need to return to tradition
the days back when ppl would see a braindead post and just reply with 'op is a faggot' while saging and hiding

P93439
>that's the faggot's niche area of knowledge
my niche area of knowledge is cucking admins of dead internet museums

P93762
>i cant sleep with someone without catching feelings.
yea it takes a special strain of braindamage to be the perfect slut that completely objectifies men
>finger tired :(
pathetic
are you even a gamer?
>i dont know bro i just trust my friends....
big mistake
arent they the ones that ghosted you out of envy of your sexhavingdom?
>it made me retain a lot of water so i gained weight
>kill me!
ill kill you for being retarded
water weight doenst count
its fat that makes you fat
>i can cum easily by just touching the bean
what if i kissed your bean? would that make you cum?
>if i go a couple weeks without penetration then im back to step 1 and i can even put a tampon in
so even worn out whores like you can go back to having a tight hole after getting stretched out by one foot of meat?
good to know
hey, now that i think about it, how often did you use to have sex anyway?
i dont think youd be cumming so easily if you really were a worn out whore
are you secretly a femcel?
>we're both from portugal.
wtf have you really been moving all over europe?
btw tell me something sexy in spanish, i love when foreign girls babble in another language for me
>ill add a lower weight pic. think i was like 42-43kg.
<super loose shirt that hides everything above her scrawny legs
you look like i could pick you up with a single arm
how old were you in that? 14?
anyway, cute pic, i hope disney wont sue you for posting that outfit
but what i wanted to see was your tummy
if you dont have old pics like that for comparison its fine
i just wanna see if the starvation is paying off and how close you are to getting the concave belly of an animegirl
you can send it to my mailbox if a bare tummy too spicy for the public

P93770
the funniest part is how roro completely ignores him, but posts pics for me when i ask
but yea hikari is right, he isnt a cuck
at least a cuck would get a little bit of action from his wife from time to time when she isnt having fun with her bulls
hikari doesnt even have that
he manages to be even lower than a cuck, he is the creeplord that stalks the girl, but never ever interacts with her and she doesnt even realize she is being stalked bc she doesnt know he exists

P93794
>What even triggers the schizo lately?
i can only guess its the voices in his head

>i can only guess its the voices in his head
Wouldn't that mean he would be here screeching all day and pointlessly spamming?
Maybe he only does that when the pills run out.

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>that's the faggot's niche area of knowledge
He said that he researched anal because it's one of his favorite tags
Yeah now it's all clear as day

>Ventilate your bathroom next time
I have an exhaust fan, and i shower with an open door, and i am not even cracking up my boiler to the max so the entire room is a fucking dance floor smokescreen. I don't know why but my walls must be really yummy

>i wanna see a comparison with how you look now
She obviously looks worse now, eighteen is well beyond the wall
anorexics age like milk
I probably should mention milk more often, i hope roro's PTSD is triggered by that 3,5% UHT shit from the supermarket

>i cant sleep with someone without catching feelings
Skill issue ig
Also why the fuck do you tape pockies to the wall, what's wrong with you. It's the slampig equivalent of a beer bottle pyramid, please tell me you got rid of that shit.
>finger tired :(
How do you even play osu and musedash
>i just trust my friends
Not answering isn't the same as lying, everyone has some shit that's better kept private. And i also really doubt that your friends are all that friendly
>i was like 1mm away from cutting my muscle last time i cut
So what, still pussied out from cutting your muscle.
Next time amputate one of your limbs (great for weight loss)
>ive used a brush before, its cool
Finally something useful, i'll note that one
>if i go a couple weeks without penetration then im back to step 1
tfw the porn was wrong? Hoes don't get permanently stretched out?
>when he thought i was asleep he cuddled me and confessed
How could you broke up with him after something like that, you're heartless
>maybe i just share too much?
Prototype already found out your ward thanks to your dumb ass mentioning how close it is to the border, so yeah.
But don't stop, shit's funny as hell
>im not sure
Then you totally do enjoy it

>how can i find someone like that for my 4 incher?
Check out your local daycare center

>running has been paying off
Very cash money
>i already lost 1kg
Running to the toilet i guess
>still get to gorge myself with tasty food whenever i feel like
Dipping chip bookies in milk rn, cheers mate
>who the fuck is "they"?
>the homosexuals?
Actually the opposite, the twitter meme was made by a trans-faggot and i won't explain it, you're better off not knowing.
>i can kneel down to pet the dog and get a good look on her [spoiler: feet] from below
I see, you must be prepping for the day you're gonna become the old creepy guy
>i dont think the balls start making sperm only when the penis is being stimulated
I am no expert in semen logistics. It doesn't matter how it's produced or where it's contained. I only know that the duration of my masturbation is one of the main deciding factors in determining how much gets elated
>is the dick an actual pump?
Would be really funny if i could drink water with my penis
>counsincest isnt real incest tho
Family isn't about blood, it's about love
>winter has barely ended, vladmir
It's 20C and the sun is peeling my skin off
>we all know your dick is still hiding inside your body for the next few weeks
You must have been wasted as hell when typing that shit out because i have no fucking clue what are you even trying to imply.
My dick doesn't hibernate in winter, it's not a fucking bear.
Ready to goon 24/7 365, plus olympics
>ig females really are just genderbent males
Top 10 LPJS quotes of all time
>why are you always pretending not to understand how this works?
Yeah i gave her a vaguely related question but it doesn't mean that i want an answer
>2 dumb kids mindlessly rubbing on each other like monkeys bc it feels good has to be one of the worst crimes against humanity
I think it was real common back in the past centuries, sounds like something that happens all the time.
No idea what went wrong
>thank fuck all strays dogs here are smol
Yeah thank everyone who's responsible for population control in your area. Back in my youth government had much more pressing issues at hand, they had to launder a shitload of money, just absolutely no time for arranging community services
Entire packs of strays were roaming the streets, especially bad in more rural areas but you could get your ass bit off even in the city center. One of my friends got chewed up there. Nothing serious, just a little scar but he had to make 86 different injections from rabbies, bubonic plague, pizdesoma, all that shit, a real nuisance if you ask me.
>ig ppl dont put up with rabid dogs that actually pose a threat, they get killed instantly
Thanks to stupid bullshit like LAWS and ANIMAL RIGHTS you can't just take out your 410 and go on a canine killing spree in the middle of a town. Some did of course, quite a few. Some more tempered adventuristic citizens started poisoning strays, lead to huge scandals and led to fucktarded ministers approving even more dogshit laws due to the whole furfag bunch caring about poor puppies getting ruthlessly exterminated for no reason at all. Took years to get shit under control and it's still not over but the dog population is rapidly declining, one day we'll be there.
>if she isnt in the mood, why is she trying to masturbate?
Yeah that's weird, with all those persistent erotic fantasies she must have had a fucking swamp down there
>he has to constantly stop bc he cant control the speed and pressure just right enough to stay permanently on edge the whole time
When i was jerking off sober i didn't have to stop all the time but i had to tone down a little every now and then, couldn't be "on edge" all the time.
Those times, however, are long gone. Nowadays i jerk off while high and it's impossible to cum while high. I can only cum on a withdrawal (yeah post nut clarity hits like a plane crash)
When i fap it feels like i am on the verge of an orgasm, but i just don't cum, it just goes on. It feels amazing, and i also become immeasurably more sensitive too, you can't even imagine how addictive is this shit, you'll never be able to go back
>the only guy on nano to have ever had actual physical sex as the top
Do you have anything to back that up? He got proofs?
>are you secretly a femcel?
She can't be a femcel, she can get sex whenever she wants, and even when if she doesn't

>He said that he researched anal because it's one of his favorite tags
and now im researching feet
>Yeah now it's all clear as day
yup
>3,5% UHT shit
ooOOOooooOOOooo rich in fats and carbs oooooOOOOoooo
>Also why the fuck do you tape pockies to the wall, what's wrong with you.
she also has black butler posters on her wall
im now 100% sure she is a rotten girl who gets wet seeing boys kiss
>Dipping chip bookies in milk rn, cheers mate
now say that without australia
>you must be prepping for the day you're gonna become the old creepy guy
every creepy old guy was once a creepy young guy
such is the cycle of life
>Would be really funny if i could drink water with my penis
like an elephant?
>i have no fucking clue what are you even trying to imply.
ok lemme spell it out for you real fucking slowly
winter is ending
still winter tho
during winter its cold
cold causes the penis to shrink to maintain heat
it only shrinks up to a certain point
but it is possible to extrapolate that if it kept shrinking, itd go inside your body
>Top 10 LPJS quotes of all time
we need pantsu to make a thread about this
>No idea what went wrong
what else but jews and their 'cunny for me, but not for thee' politics
>Thanks to stupid bullshit like LAWS and ANIMAL RIGHTS
idk why ppl complain about this so much
it only means you arent allowed to off dogs in broad daylight on the public square
same as regular human murder
you can still kill them in secret and hide the corpse
some mfs even eat those so their efforts dont go to waste
im talking about humans ofc
nobody is crazy enough to eat a diseased stray
>Yeah that's weird, with all those persistent erotic fantasies she must have had a fucking swamp down there
must be the meds fucking her up big time
>you can't even imagine how addictive is this shit, you'll never be able to go back
sounds like gooning
yea that shit is vile
i tried once- ok maybe twice to never try it again
the human brain wasnt made to deal with so much pleasure

>and now im researching feet
Already got a human test subject?
ooOOOooooOOOooo rich in fats and carbs oooooOOOOoooo
Milk is p poor in carbs
>she also has black butler posters on her wall
I don't see any niggers on her wall
>now say that without australia
Cricky mate! you'd best be shifting your bloomin' keister before things get a bit too hairy!
>such is the cycle of life
From lvl3 zombie to level50 leech
>like an elephant?
Dummy they use noses, not dicks
>winter is ending
>still winter tho
Nigga it's the 18th of may
Winter was over two and a half months ago
>cold causes the penis to shrink to maintain heat
Nowadays ppl rarely ever feel cold
>it is possible to extrapolate that if it kept shrinking, itd go inside your body
You suck ass at extrapolation and dicks don't concave inside of your body after shrinking hard enough, how do you even imagine that, how was I supposed to come to that conclusion
>idk why ppl complain about this so much
idk why vegans and other faggots exist, we're literally the superior species, we should establish our dominance
>it only means you arent allowed to off dogs in broad daylight on the public square
I get why ppl don't want to clean up after me but what am i supposed to do when some crazy bitch tries to snap my leg in the broad daylight of a public square
>you can still kill them in secret and hide the corpse
It's really hard to hide a human corpse mostly because other ppl would be really keen on finding it, but lets not talk about that, lets talk about autismos that covertly assassinate dogs
>sounds like gooning
gooning is just jerking off for a little bit too much, nothing like stimfapping

P94150
> Winter was over two and a half months ago
We here in Norilsk still have snow laying around

>We here in Norilsk still have snow laying around
Yeah me too, i got snow in my freezer

> Yeah thank everyone who's responsible for population control in your area.
Not in mine i suppose. I've seen dogs with a mark on ear AND with pups several times.

>Nowadays ppl rarely ever feel cold
Ya wut mate? I need to stretch my dick to pee after I go out in winter. Not everybody lives in australia