When you are about to crack the eggsinto the bowl so you can whisk them. Alas, apply to your over-a-month unwashed hair. You picked a rotten egg, without realising that it is expired, and cracked that into the bowl and that (rotten) egg ruined your whole hair shampoo!

I want to date with you. Where shall we met?

Glasnevin, Ireland. I'll wait inside the graveyard (next to the stoney streets). Evenings only, I hate lights. I picnic there every day.