How easy it is to break an egg, but how hard it is to put Humpty Dumpty back together again. How easy it is to harm, how hard it is to heal. How easy it is to swim downstream, how hard it is to swim upstream. How easy it is to multiply two huge primes, how hard it is to factorize that product. The Universe favoring matter and not antimatter. The Universe favoring secrets.

I am envious of mathematicians' superior brains yet my gut tells me their arrogance blinds them to this asymmetry I speak of. The Universe doesn't support the concept of infinity. Not even stars live forever. And if there's a Big Crunch in the future then time will reset itself, like an unsigned integer overflowing to 0. Infinity is an illusion. The Universe is ruled by asymmetry and chaos. The math is wrong. Nice try, mankind.

what kind of gay tranny simp thread is dis

P2630
replace balls with magnets ngl nocap

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>I am envious of mathematicians' superior brains yet my gut tells me their arrogance blinds them to this asymmetry I speak of.
Mathematicians and natural scientists don't care about the metaphysical questions you raised. They simply happen to test and improve a model of the universe written in the language of mathematics. It has nothing to do with truthfulness for it is merely a concept meant to describe as much details as we can empirically perceive in our experience of the world. It is essentially how we chose to do sciences (mathematics is a bit different in that regard, since it is not really a model, but rather an axiomatic scheme whose consistency is independent of the underlying theory). What we consider as symmetries is purely subjective, we consider beauty and harmony according to criteria that were previously used by our species to sustain in an unfamiliar environment (that's most likely why we like symmetries and patterns that obey a logic under the hoods). The Universe doesn't care about such blandness, it doesn't exhibit (as)symmetrical phenomena, it simply is in a way that couldn't provide a definition of ontological existence outside of that framework.
>The Universe doesn't support the concept of infinity. Not even stars live forever. And if there's a Big Crunch in the future then time will reset itself, like an unsigned integer overflowing to 0. Infinity is an illusion. The Universe is ruled by asymmetry and chaos.
Why would the concept of infinity be incompatible with the Universe ? I'm just gonna assume the remaining is schyzorambling. Who said the universe should work like a finitely deterministic turing machine ?
>The math is wrong. Nice try, mankind.
As said above, assigning a truth value to mathematical statements is arbitrary since the consistency of our foundations are independent of the underlying theory on which they are expressed. You can even find statements that are logically independent from our foundations, i.e., whether they are true or not doesn't change anything as to the assumed consistency of the theory.
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Move thread to /nazi for nazi delusions or move it to 4cuck

thanks

P82004
Where pgp key @?

I need your help with something I can't answer or think about on my own but depends on your observations!

What do people mean when they use "gay" and "tranny" as a honest adjective [not as an insult] to describe me?
Am I radiating tranny energy or something that tricks people into assuming things about me?
What even is gay about me?
Someone accused me of "queerbaiting" gay simps wtf.

P35503 Could you give me the reason, please?

Video really is video

P35505
did you watch it?

P35507 No, I didn't.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0971204/
Long Pigs really is Long Pigs

>Am I radiating tranny energy or something that tricks people into assuming things about me?
>What even is gay about me?
>Someone accused me of "queerbaiting" gay simps wtf.
gee dooode i wonder whyyy

I'm sorry that I hurt you... all.
I'm a bad person.
Bye.

My last post, this time it's fucking over.
>inb4 see you tomorrow
>inb4 denpatranny drama dishonest blah blah
Denpa is dead.

P48569
Where is that new pico ib you're talking about? Wanna go there to tease Denpa xD
Or maybe not, just to chat wwww

P48569
>Where is that new pico ib you're talking about?
He's talking about:
http://picochan.pw
http://picoch22wr5ookymj5ez4x72altju3xqji2kh6bqtpgh3j3xxtes34qd.onion

P48582
Looks like a fun place, but where is Denpa? Sorry if I'm blind xD
Also where do all these wall of text posts come from, I refuse to read all of this! >,<

>Where is that new pico ib you're talking about?
why, its right here, dearie
http://picoch22wr5ookymj5ez4x72altju3xqji2kh6bqtpgh3j3xxtes34qd.onion/
it is the hottest new thing in town
lots of newtrannies flocking to it

P47980
who did you hurt anon?

Do you guys procrastinate?
Why?

P79068
ok bellingjew i will go get some things done like fucking mothman in his ass

P79068
nigga forget about that and post about child pornography and catchan fr fr

From a very young age I have been interested in game development and programming. In fact it is pretty much my only intellectual interest. With this GPT-3/GPT-4 crap coming around everything I do just feels pointless. I have no interests I can be proud of anymore, they have been almost automated away entirely. Not that I was particularly good at programming to begin with.

I try to push through anyway but my energy is naturally low, and I get distracted very easily.

Can I get back to you on this?

P79385
> With this GPT-3/GPT-4 crap coming around everything I do just feels pointless.
Yeah comming from someone just learning and hobbyist it gets discouraging
when u see zoomer chimps pumping out ai generated code and they think they are now
good just like the modders in video games that think they good cuz they cheat

I turn 17 on the 7th but won't be around that day or the days after, so wish me an early happy birthday!!!

New avatar is Dr. Gregory House, btw

P40725
I dont have your key anymore, post it so I can tell you
I am not mad its nothing to do with you

Depression.

>it didn't feel like I lost
>...
watch?v=6SQ8WKc9NDc

P7399
P7400
This is just plain horrifying. They will literally mentally lobotomize you if you dare to oppose them. Can anyone remind me when did I sign up for this social contract?

Read "Industrial Society and Its Future" by Theodore Kaczynski, multiple similar things would apply to our curent times, so read it and think, plan, prepare, SSSH (Stop-Smell-See-Hear) when required and march victoriously towards your goals you kunt, now return to monke, watch PNW Guerilla on yt or smth, be smart

Depression is great! Fuck joy, fuck happiness. The shittier your life is, the more satisfied God is about you.

>you're not the same denpa anymore
My honest reaction to the nanosphere (tm) experience.

Skill issue

_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
/ ____| | (_) | | (_) | | | (_) | | (_) | | (_)
| (___ | | ___| | | _ ___ ___ _ _ ___ _ __ ___ __ _| | |_ _ _ ___ ___| | ___| | | _ ___ ___ _ _ ___
\___ \| |/ / | | | | / __/ __| | | |/ _ \ | '__/ _ \/ _` | | | | | | | / __| / __| |/ / | | | | / __/ __| | | |/ _ \
____) | <| | | | | \__ \__ \ |_| | __/ | | | __/ (_| | | | |_| | | \__ \ \__ \ <| | | | | \__ \__ \ |_| | __/_
|_____/|_|\_\_|_|_| |_|___/___/\__,_|\___| |_| \___|\__,_|_|_|\__, | |_|___/ |___/_|\_\_|_|_| |_|___/___/\__,_|\___(_)
__/ |
|___/

I swear... stop doing this to me.
Stupid manga. Stop making me suffer!

P36062
>Stupid manga

Historical comics are more pleasant to read

Accidentally ended up spending more than 2 hours refreshing and replying to threads... again.
Fuck my life.

P34056
I-I'm actually an empath!
Please don't cringe.

P33874
>So let's stick to headpats and hugs.
Fine with me ;)
>At least you're in a good mood. *headpat*
[bold: *headpats back*]
[bold: *hugs*]
>spoiler
[spoiler: I use them to signal emotion but I won't use them with you in future replies if you'd prefer.]

P33889
>either endofunctor or hikari
>which ever you think is the most responsible for the nanosnap
H*kari would probably make more sense, since he was the one being fought against.
>that one guy who deleted that one post that caused a lot of pedos to get butthurt
That was Lolipantsu lol. He's a pedo himself.
P33891
Nano's Law of Explosive Faggotry. This growth is enhanced even further when an extremely powerful catalyst known as "metadrama" is introduced.

P34025
>I need to stop letting myself get engulfed here again,
The Nanosphere's gravity will eventually pull you back in. Even if you get to a point where you can leave for a month or two at a time (like I did), you [bold: will] eventually be sucked back in if a sufficient number of members of the Lambdaplusfamily remain while you're gone. This power can only be threatened by too many people leaving at once.
>Loki is shitspammer, just impersonating and causing chaos.
Hmmm...but wasn't Loki working for Thanos at one point? Are we doing a variation of the Shitkarispammer conspiracy [spoiler: joke] theory here?
[spoiler: >tfw so autistic I'm trying to make a random analogy someone came up with work]

P34030
I see it's not one of the /meta/ threads he makes visible from /All/, either.

P34032
>Well, I'd still like to talk with you and Lynn and yuki and JB and even historicalfag...
This is part of the phenomenon I explained above. The Nanosphere's gravitational pull partly comes from members of the Lambdaplusfamily being active in the first place.
>darling lolipantsu...
[spoiler: I remember when you constantly referred to him as "senpai".]
>and maybe others like shinji
Tell him to respond to my textwall from over 3000 posts back if he comes back (P30733) [spoiler: since other people feel the need to reply to things from 3000 posts back in that thread]. Coerce him if necessary.
>or anao
[spoiler: Who else can't shake off the feeling that he (low probability) wrote his most recent reply (P31217) under duress from glowniggers or the like?]








[spoiler: FUCK! THIS SHOTA AND HIS TUMMY ARE JUST [bold: TOO MUCH] FOR ME]

P34082
>I use them to signal emotion
What emotion does ;) signal?

P34085
>What emotion does ;) signal?
https://emojipedia.org/winking-face/
>May signal a joke, flirtation, hidden meaning, or general positivity. Tone varies, including playful, affectionate, suggestive, or ironic.
I personally use it for general positivity with a playful or affectionate tone. [spoiler: I have used it for flirtation with a suggestive tone a few times before, however.]

P34082
>This power can only be threatened by too many people leaving at once.
It's power keeps getting lesser with time.

>tfw so autistic I'm trying to make a random analogy someone came up with work
Kek, I just came up with that on the spot so didn't even think much about it.
Yes, I think he was working with Thanos once, when he was called Rollerskatepedofag.

Hmm... I'd actually make things seem like me being Scarlet Witch and lolipantsu being Vision and we both offing ourselves while fighting against Thanos...

>spoiler
Hehe.
>spoiler
Anao had some redflags even in the past.
I'm not actually surprised to see him diagnosed with schizophrenia.

I don't want to ruin another board.

P33246
>Why not just take it as a compliment?
It's being used as an insult though, kek.
It triggers a sense of uncertainty in me all the fucking time.

Why do I get called as "woman larp"?
What exactly is a man?
I don't feel like I'm a man, mainly because I don't even understand what being a man is in the first place, and whether I'm a man or not, and then few others don't seem to see me that way either: P29917

I'd happily accept getting called a "tranny" but I still don't feel like I'm one, but at the same time I also feel like I'm one.
For example, I don't want to cross-dress, but occasionally I feel my balls being quite heavy to the point I just feel like getting rid of it. It's too confusing. I fucking hate looking at penises, mine and anyone else's.
To be gender dysphoria I have to either be uncomfortable with my body, or my assigned gender roles - being a man. I don't feel uncomfortable with my body except for my bulge. I'm happy to have a short hair and in fact, I actually would like having more hair all over my body, but I hate my bulge, and for some reason I also get urges to look like a girl occasionally, and wouldn't really mind cross-dressing. I once tried and ended up just laughing at myself when I looked in the mirror, and I didn't feel bad or weirded out anything.
I don't feel uncomfortable with my "assigned gender roles", but I surely can't keep up with the expectations that come from it.

My mind isn't happy with settling for an answer, because all of this too complicated and vague.

Shit, I'm blind. I meant to reply to P33470 but fucked up.

P33474
>Thanks, just the consideration that you care is enough!
I hope you mean that unironically. *hug*
>I'm not the OP of the threads about periods or semen.
Is the op Lynn lol?

P33477
>I hope you mean that unironically.
Yes... one of the few reasons why I even continue to post here.
I also like you because you're a fan of lolipantsu.

>Is the op Lynn lol?
Nope. Not her for sure, kek.
It looks like someone is making fun of me reposting shit from somewhere else.

... I just now left a reply to the actual OP of the paranoia thread there.

P33479
>because you're a fan of lolipantsu.
Well naturally. He's a smartypantsu and posts cute girls.

P33470 I once create a thread about the Home Rule Bill and it's got instantly moved by fagmin.

Anyone wanna play chess?
P2652

I'll play black.

P30930 Alright, I am going to commence with the classics:


The board really is the board

P30934
Sowwy, 2 dumb 4 this one xD

P30783
where on miniclip or something?

P30961
Here.
You just comment your moves.

P30886
If that's your concern, you could agree to play centaur chess.

:[

P29495
kitty! ^^
ps-ps lil kitty, ps-ps lil kitty! ^^
come here so I could per you real quick! ^^
*head patting/petting violently* (dunno how to say it, pat or pet?

P29498 and Killing violently

I was Browsing CC and found a /ss/ thread that quickly derailed into a pedos vs antis shitflinging contest. I guess we aren't so different after all, that's basically like a loli thread on nano but genderbent.

P6596
such as?

"i want a 12 year old wife"
free speech

P10976 What a boring wedding suit. This one is way better.

P10980 who needs silly, overpriced wedding suits? When Going [spoiler: deleted] is appropriate for most weddings

It feels fucking miserable... :[

I could have died happily having never encountered this shitty 3DPD rendition of Scarlet Witch but you had to take that from me

I keep panicking and fucking things up, no matter how much I struggle to control myself, I can't, and its as if someone else is controlling me.
I'm a pain in the ass.

P10977
what happened?

P10977 Keep going

DEAD BOARD

IT PATS THE LOTION ON ITS HEAD OR ELSE IT GETS THE HUG AGAIN

P7394
HE PATS THE LUBE ON ITS DICK OR ELSE HE GETS JERKED OFF AGAIN

P7395
IT STOPS BEING LEWD IN ITS THREAD OR ELSE IT GETS SQUISHED AGAIN

Ask me anything!

Why you so jelly?

P4273
Sekai de ichi-ban OHIME-SAMA
Sou iu atsukai KOKORO-ete
Yo ne?

Sono-ichi
Itsumo to chigau kami-gata ni kiga-tsuku koto
Sono-ni
Chanto kutsu made mirukoto, ii ne?
Sono-san
Watashi no hito-koto niwa mittsu no kotoba de henji suru koto
Wakattara migite ga orusu nanowo nantoka-shite!

Betsu ni wagamama nante itte nai n dakara
Kimi ni KOKORO kara omotte hoshii no KAWAII tte

Sekai de ichiban ohime-sama
Ki ga tsuite nee nee
Mataseru nante rongai yo
Watashi wo dare dato omotteru no?
Mou nanda ka amai mono ga tabetai!
Ima sugu ni yo

Oh, check one two... Ahhhhhh!

Ketten? Kawaii no machigai desho
Monku wa yurushimasen no
Ano ne? Watashi no hanashi chanto kiiteru? Chotto...
A, sore to ne? Shiroi ouma-san kimatteru desho?
Mukae ni kite
Wakattara kashizuite te wo totte "ohime-sama" tte

Betsu ni wagamama nante itte nain dakara
Demo ne sukoshi kurai shikatte kuretatte iino yo?

Sekai de watashi dake no OUJI-SAMA
Chisa tsuite hora hora
Otete ga aitemasu
Mukuchi de buaiso na OUJI-SAMA
Mou, doushite? kiga tsuite yo hayaku
Zettai kimi wa wakatte nai!... wakatte nai wa...

^Miku's DERE TIME^(TUN-DERE)^

Ichigo no notta SHOOTOKEEKI
Kodawari tamago no torokeru PURRIN
Minna, minna gaman shimasu...
Wagamama na ko dato omowa-nai de
Watashi datte yareba-dekiru no
Ato de koukai suru wayo

^DERE TIME END^

Touzen desu! datte watashi wa
Sekai de ichi-ban OHIME-SAMA
Chanto mitete yone dokoka ni icchau yo?
Fui-ni dakishime-rareta kyuuni sonna e?
"HIKARERU abunai yo"sou-itte soppo muku KIMI
... kocchi noga ABUNAI wayo

Oh, Hey Baby

P4274
I assume you want a headpat.
*headpat*

P4275
And I better know what to do
Who's gonna be the first one to move?
I wanna get closer to you
(I wanna get closer to you)
And I better know what to do
Who's gonna be the first one to move?
I wanna get closer to you

I was chasing highs 'til I found you
We're doing it in slow motion
We're doing it in slow motion
I was chasing highs 'til I found you
You are getting closer in slow motion

I'm chasing hi-hi-hi-highs
I'm chasing hi-hi-hi-hi-highs
I'm chasing hi-hi-hi-highs
You are getting closer in slow motion

how cute is your feminine penis

P5927
have you finished that cartoon yet? i finished rewatching it last week
which is character is the most literally you? in gonna guess diane or maybe bojack himself
todd is literally me, everybody is going crazy dealing with their own shit while he is too busy with his own todd shenanigans to get upset
also judah and his robotic demeanor
also the genderbent yellow animal crossing dog and how aloof he is to everybody else's problems, like how diane can be freaking out about something stupid like she usually does and he just kindly reminds her that all she is feeling is wrong and should be jolly like him instead. literally you and me [spoiler: if we got married UwU]
nah jk actually vincent is the one that is literally me, just a kid pretend to be grown up and using be words to confuse people
now excuse i got a business meeting to attend at the corporation office with the other executives about our market plans

P5997
Yeah, Sarah Lynn is based.
>i just feel bad for her
Pretty much how my life is as well. High expectations that I can't fulfill because it's not my life that I'm living. It's a life that my parents want me to.
>she cares too much about pointless things like female oppression and also should just get a real job instead of "writer"
I think she wants her life to mean something but struggles to accept a mediocre life.
>I'm not like other girls...

>pink catmommy best girl
Strong and independent single mother.
>robot man really knows how to pick 'em, literally me
That came out of nowhere, him starting to play the guitar and proposing to her.
She got herself a perfect slave who agrees to everything she says and always complements her.

P6004
>That came out of nowhere
yea lol that sort of shit tends to happen at series finales for some reason
like the yuriyuri at the end of korra
>She got herself a perfect slave who agrees to everything she says and always complements her.
sounds like a dream come true tbh
<tfw no cute meido nekomimi personal cheerleader slave

P6076
>yea lol that sort of shit tends to happen at series finales for some reason
Netflix decided to axe the show for some reason, but I think it ended pretty nice despite that.
>yuriyuri at the end of korra
I haven't seen Korra.
I also haven't seen Avatar past the first season.

P6117
>Netflix decided to axe the show for some reason, but I think it ended pretty nice despite that.
i didnt know that, it ended on such a nice note that i thought that really was it
the last season even had more episodes than usual

P6170
I haven't seen Breaking Bad, or Mad Men, but it's typical of western TV shows to have a season finale part 1, and part 2.

>loli as a post-modern simulacrum
anyone care to elaborate on this?

P5054
>Yet, they create animu with scenes like this.
eh, im sure someone fapped to this

P5058
Yep.

>https://www.goodreads.com/list/show/154848.Blindpill
i might have already unwittingly taken the blindpill
i dont have a cellphone (not even a dumb one) i don't listen to podcasts, hell, i seldom even listen to music, i do manual labor because computers fucking suck in current year, andi dont usually spend this much time on imageboard, im participating on all these thread only because the whole gang is here, when things calm down i'll go back to not interacting with people online, and white noice is cringe as fuck
>sensory overload
must be the autism. i hate that much more than normies so i went out of my way to avoid it on my own
at least where i live there isnt much visual pollution, plus i have no respect for people who identify with the prodooct they consoomed as a kid

P5119
we simply exist in a new kind of wilderness and, like the natural one, we need to carve out our own oasis within it with people of our kind.
the main difference is that in the past, isolation meant death, whereas, today isolation means a kind of spiritual death but you can still physically linger on for years or decades more as a spiritual zombie.
we aren't evolved for this online socialization bullshit. any aversion you feel towards irl socialization is mainly conditioned by the current environment, one might argue that it's engineered to isolate us to remove any possibility of revolt. apathy is national security.
the trick is to realize your being played and to mentally engineer a path out of the snare. this is the work of the modern day shaman.
preferring seclusion or being introverted is fine, but taking it to extremes is pathological and crippling. eventually, you have to find the courage and a personal strategy to reconnect with other people face to face, even if it's only for a 10 minute chat in a coffee house once or twice a month.
schopenhauer said it best: feign friendliness until it becomes real.
the mind is plastic. leverage it to your advantage.

P5068
I love made in abyssu

PHICHAN DOWN
NANOCHAN DOWN
RED ALERT

Nanochan rip.

Now what, is this or bitchan?

P4840
Not this

P4840
>bitchan
nope

Where we dropping boiz? Streamanon?

Because of recent complaints about shitting up the knitting thread on phichan, lets migrate here.
I'll post my latest post.
Considering there is no tripfag here ig I should adopt an avatar.
Here he is <3

>>452
Yeah I do
>>453
>That means an age gap of at least 15 years. That's going to look quite drastic... or is this common around there?
She was born 6 weeks before I turned 14.
Its not incredibly uncommon to happen, but most people have their children close together in age.
My sister was an accident, as were the rest of us, (well my mom claims my brother was the only planned one while my dad says otherwise, this was right after they got back togetehr after being split up a few years, so baby trap?), so its not like they wanted to be parents this late. I think having kids that late is weird. I'd honesly rather just have them all at once when I'm young so I'm not changing diapers in my 30s and putting up with all that shit while I am old and tired.
>Lot of adjustments and fucking up your nocturnal cycles going on. Have you started developing dark circles yet?
Not very prominent ones. I don't have a tendency to get them, just too perfect I guess.
I do get bags sometimes though.
>>454
>then i got some bad news for you...
He barely talks to him anymore even though at one point they were best friends and every time he talks about this faggot he is complaining or makimg fun of him.
I ask him why he still bothers with him at all, why we even considers him a friend anymore, I guess its just because once every 2 weeks when he feels like going out and doing something he has this guy to drive him around ever since his car broke down.
I literally hate his guts.

P5228
It was a serious question.

P5239
It always amazes me how you don't seem to notice when Denpa has either said something incredibly demeaning about you and your family members, or is copying and pasting Google search results.

inb4 joke/shitpost

P5247
wow hikari, you're a lolcow

P5250
does hikari capitalize denpa too or is that just a yuki autism thing?